Friday, March 04, 2005

Lookin' Good in a Poncho!!

West Virginia, the spa stay of the stars, definitely did a world of good for our gal Martha. She is looking like the superfantastic millionairess we all know and love. Really nice boots, eh Manolo? Can you forgive her for the poncho? I am sure the look was conceived to give her credibility with the hoi polloi, and it certainly has given my closet a boost. I am getting out the needles and adding a scallop border asap.

I heard on NPR yesterday that the two new shows she has coming up will restore her reputation and will increase it, in fact. That she has voluntarily done her prison stint, all the while fighting her conviction, is supposedly going to make us all love her more... is it possible to love her anymore than I already do? I must renew my subscription to her magazine and buy more K-Mart stock.

Now Martha please write the New W VA Prison Diet so we can look as good as you Babe!


  1. Do you know how to crochet? That is what you need for that scallop edge. I think she wasn't allowed to have knitting needles (too weapon-like). I told my hubbie that I would go to prison for 5 months if I can come out richer and thinner!!

  2. I went to the New Jersey Quilt Fest on Thursday. It was a less than mediocre show. Only TWO quilts stood out as killer gorgeous. Guess who made both?
    A fan

  3. I was hoping it would be a good show but the fact that they advertised it so late had bad karma. Oh well, better luck next year, I hope.


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