Fibermania

Email from Dave

While I am here in California I asked Dave to send me pictures of what he is up to at home ALONE. These are his posts. And his creative spelling...

Hi Mel, This is the fruit salad I made with sliced oranges, pears, and bananas sprinkled with lime juice and then powdered with cinnamon andsugar.Didn't get to show the cinnamon and sugar because I put it on at thelast minute. But it made the fruit burst with flavor. Minny individualsalads of fresh greens, sliced carrots, white chedder, parmesian, and pastrami. Coated in raspberry hazelnut vinaigrette dressing gave it acrisp, clean and refreshing zing.
The wine started the festivities and the ice cream summoned it'sclosing. I think we killed the box and I know for sure we killed thewine. When we finished we found ourselves stretched out in therecliners nodding off while drooling over Giada ( De Laurentiis from the Food Network) making beef shortribs. Grrrrrrrr short ribs!Good thing I will be able to offset this intake of pure decadence bypedaling my sins away. Does that apply to the sins of lust?


I forgot to mention, there was also a loaf of french bread that I heated up in the oven and served with a quarter pound of butter that was heated up along side of the bread. I forgot about the butter being in the oven so when I retrieved it there was not a stick of butter shape but instead there was this beautiful puddle of dairyness. Well good thing we were well trained and hungry and had the good sense to just sop up that velvety stuff using what we had at our disposal. The hot, soft, french staff of life, crunchy bread can hold more than three times it's weight in liquid dairy gold. And our stomach's can hold more than five times their weight and size when force fed those ingredients. Amazing eh? Burp.

Do you think this will be enough for the Bear's game on Sunday? Notshown is more ice cream, pretzels, tortilla chips and a bunch morewine. Suicide by consumption seems like such a better way to go thanletting things take their natural course. I wonder how big I can getbefore I go poof?
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