
What is it with men and their sound systems anyway? Is it some sort of primal urge to have more shrieks and more reverberations than the next caveman? And if they can send a man to the moon, why haven't they sent mine yet? Can anyone show me a woman who would go through all this to listen to music, watch a film or just a TV program?
It has been a week since I 'suggested' that perhaps Dave could condense the wires and make the living room TV set up neater.

I don't see that much has changed. Ok, well, the dust has been redistributed and replaced with sawdust, bits of cable ties, electrical tape and styrofoam bits.
In the process of fixing all this it was decided that our current stereo receiver was on its last legs and had only two volumes, tolerable and rock concert. A few speakers (we have 8 just downstairs...more upstairs, all connected by cables and speaker wire) would cut out at times and this was the fault of the receiver, so I suggested he replace it. ( Was I wrong?)
Off he went to Chattanooga to Best Buy, after having scoped out the reviews on available units. He came home with a deal (a necessary attribute) and for two days set about hooking up all the stuff; TV, DVD, Cable box, internet router and the myriad speakers. This required drilling more holes in the back of the TV stand. Two more trips to town for more speaker wire and then the new receiver began blowing electrical circuits.
After this he still couldn't hear the TV through the receiver and decided it was all no good. Back to Chattanooga to return and replace. Meanwhile the pets and I walked through a mess of drills, tools, plastic debris and wires everywhere. Chum eats everything, so there was that too.
He came home with a new receiver and hooked it up in only a few hours, while I kept a good distance away, stifling my inner clutter-organizer. I would love to tell you that there is a happy ending to all this and we have found a miracle solution.
No. At least not yet. In the meantime, with the newer receiver hooked up (still no TV sound) he decided that the weight of the TV was too much for the stand and we really should replace it with something more sturdy. I had to agree, as the little stand from IKEA was never meant to hold a huge 42" flat screen like this. We perused the IKEA catalog but the thought of going there, three hours there and three more back, with impending snow storms forecasted, just didn't cut it. Imagining getting there and finding our faved choice was not in stock...fatal.

So then we looked online at Target and then of all places Wal-mart which had the same stuff as Target. Interesting.
The thing about Walmart is that it is close, and one can return things in minutes if they don't work, don't fit or just are icky. So in a flurry of let's get this thing ordered, we picked this TV stand.
We went for a 60" wide base which will hide two wall outlets and as many cables as he can connect. I love how it says it has a cable management system in the back panel for easy connectionss and proper ventilation. What that means is that it has a big honkin' hole for each shelf. And there are more slots on the bottom for MORE cables and ventilation. The designer of this thing must know my husband.
One of the reviewers wrote that it was no-tool easily assembled (pray God) and that the tinted glass hid the components so well that they were invisible unless they were on and lighted.
Now we wait. Estimated delivery is 5-10 working days, when we will pick it up at our local Wal-mart.
This looks to be the month of walking through wires.